I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm at about main and main street
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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