1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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