and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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