"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Still dying that you shit outside
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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