Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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