Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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