oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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