big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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