And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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