I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
