CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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