you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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