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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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