doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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