It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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