I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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