Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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