you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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