I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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