i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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