like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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