these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's rum buckets o'clock
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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