Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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