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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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