My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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