I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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