Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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