My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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