I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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