Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do vagina's smell?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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