Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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