He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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