these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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