You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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