Rock
Scissors
Fuck
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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