so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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