who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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