Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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