Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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