is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
