I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
no you cant smoke seaweed
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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