i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
