didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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