put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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