Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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