this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
