I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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