Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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