ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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