I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Enjoy the penises
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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