Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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