Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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