I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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