ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All I want is dick and wine.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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