belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
my shit smells like andre
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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