If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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