Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We had sex on a dog bed..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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