its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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