If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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