I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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