Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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